Janey Godley
Janey Godley

Janey Godley

  • Scottish
  • Actor, writer and stand-up comedian

Janey Godley - Frank Get The Door! ma feet are KILLIN me

Since lockdown began, people have woken up to Janey Godley's comedy by the hundreds of thousands... "[She] has provided much-needed relief throughout the coronavirus pandemic with her gallus Glesga interpretations which have been shared around the country with much glee." - Daily Record

This is her first published book, a very sweary send-up of Scotland's First Minister, Nicola Sturgeon.

"Ye've been TELT. Everybuddy's gonnae die if yeez aw keep gaun aboot an meetin each other an gaun hame wi a virus oan ye. So Ah've telt ye wance an Ah'm no gonnae tell ye again. This is the official line. If Ah see any o you oot there, Ah'm gonnae take a run an pit ma toe up the crack o yer a*se. SO QUIT IT! Stey in the hoose, wash yer hands an keep yer family safe."

First published: Thursday 15th October 2020

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