"It tastes like ... woman." So came the verdict of 54-year-old Benjamin Zephaniah, on drinking tea for the first time ever as part of I've Never Seen Star Wars (Radio 4). Hosted by Marcus Brigstocke, the programme dares famous types to try common experiences brand new to them; so the poet also had to read Pooh and listen to One Direction. Genuinely funny.

Al Murray to guest edit Radio 4 Today show

Comedian Al Murray and writer Benjamin Zephaniah are to guest edit BBC Radio 4's Today over the festive period.