First published: Sunday 25th June 2017
Katherine Rodden, an unsuccessful television presenter, has a meeting at Channel Five to present new show Welcome to Chalvey. Upon meeting Dawn Airey, CEO of Channel Five and part time mobster, Katherine quickly realises this is a low-budget show to be aired only on their sister channel 5 Star. The silver lining seems to be is that she we be presenting with the one, the only, Claudia Winkleman... or is it?
First published: Sunday 2nd July 2017
It's the first day of shooting, Claudia and Katherine are in make-up getting ready. For every insult that Claudia hurls, Katherine tries a little harder to impress. Will Claudia and Katherine learn to get along? Off to her first interview, quaking with nerves, can Katherine pull it off? ... And what's that banging from the boot of that car??
First published: Monday 10th July 2017
Back in Chalvey, Katherine, filled with moxie, is ready to re-attempt her first interview with Jinny Southall, who is quite the celebrity and known resident of Chalvey. Can Katherine match this personality with her presenting prowess? And, for f**k's sake, what's that banging from the boot of that car?!
First published: Monday 17th July 2017
Katherine plucks up the courage to go back and get that interview with Jinny Southall. Meeting the first resident of Chalvey is not what Katherine expected but nothing has been since she started! Will what is banging in the car be revealed? ... probably... yes of course it will, we are lovely like that.