Milton Jones announces 2020 tour

Thursday 9th May 2019, 9:59am

  • Milton Jones is to tour the UK in 2020 with new show Milton: Impossible
  • He explains: "I play a Milton who appears to just have a job in ASDA, but at night he's also an international spy"
  • Tickets are on sale now from Ticketmaster
Milton Jones.

Milton Jones is to tour the UK in 2020 with a new show.

Milton Jones In Milton: Impossible will cross the UK in 2020, with 49 dates currently scheduled between Dorking Halls on 23rd January and at Southend's Cliffs Pavilion on 18th April.

The comedian, known for his one-liners, last toured with Milton Jones Is Out There, which saw over 100,000 people buying tickets. An entire leg of extra shows were added to cater to demand.

The new show has the tagline: "One man. One Mission. Is it possible? No, not really."

Talking about the content of the show, his producers say: "Complete with his unique style and eccentric shirts, Milton will reveal the truth behind having once been an international spy, and then being given a somewhat disappointing new identity that forced him to appear on Mock The Week, Live At The Apollo, Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow and even headline on Dave's One Night Stand. This is a love story with a twist, or at least a really bad sprain. Is it all just gloriously daft nonsense, or is there a deeper meaning? Every man has his price. Sainsbury's, where good food costs less."

Milton Jones himself explains: "My latest show is called Milton: Impossible and is loosely based on a Tom Cruise film I saw once called something like Undo-able Task. In it I play a Milton who appears to just have a job in ASDA, but at night he's also an international spy involved in secret things and quite bad situations. In a world where shopping trolleys collide, one man can bring everything together - all he needs is some pound coins. But if daft jokes give you an allergic reaction and send you into a coma, then don't come running to me! Also, at a difficult time for our country, I believe there's a chance this show could unite the nation. Admittedly quite a small chance."

A full list of dates is below. Tickets are on sale now from Ticketmaster

2020 Dates

23/01/2020 DORKING, Halls
24/01/2020 COLCHESTER, Charter Hall
25/01/2020 HASTINGS, White Roc
26/01/2020 WOKING, New Victoria
29/01/2020 BRIGHTON, Theatre Royal
30/01/2020 BRIGHTON, Theatre Royal
31/01/2020 STEVENAGE, Gordon Craig Theatre
01/02/2020 NOTTINGHAM, Royal Concert Hall
02/02/2020 LINCOLN, Engine Shed
05/02/2020 TUNBRIDGE WELLS, Assembly Theatre
06/02/2020 ST ALBANS, Alban Arena
07/02/2020 DUDLEY, Town Hall
09/02/2020 HIGH WYCOMBE, Swan
12/02/2020 ALDERSHOT, Princes Hall
13/02/2020 WATFORD, Colosseum
15/02/2020 LEICESTER, De Montfort Hall
16/02/2020 OXFORD, New Theatre
20/02/2020 WREXHAM, William Aston Hall
21/02/2020 STOKE-ON-TRENT, Victoria Hall
22/02/2020 YORK, Barbican
23/02/2020 HALIFAX, Victoria Hall
26/02/2020 BASINGSTOKE, Anvil
28/02/2020 SOUTHAMPTON, Guildhall
29/02/2020 PLYMOUTH, Pavilions
01/03/2020 SWINDON, Wyvern
06/03/2020 DUNFERMLINE, Alhambra
10/03/2020 SWANSEA, Grand
11/03/2020 CARDIFF, St David's Hall
12/03/2020 CHELTENHAM, Town Hall
13/03/2020 CAMBRIDGE, Corn Exchange
14/03/2020 NEWCASTLE, City Hall
18/03/2020 HULL, City Hall
19/03/2020 LEEDS, Town Hall
20/03/2020 SCUNTHORPE, Bath Halls
21/03/2020 SALFORD, Lowry
22/03/2020 CREWE, Lyceum
27/03/2020 RICHMOND, Theatre
28/03/2020 RICHMOND, Theatre
29/03/2020 PETERBOROUGH, The Cresset
02/04/2020 BOURNEMOUTH, Pavilion Theatres
03/04/2020 PORTSMOUTH, Guildhall
04/04/2020 TORQUAY, Princess Theatre
05/04/2020 SALISBURY, City Hall
08/04/2020 KINGS LYNN, Corn Exchange
09/04/2020 NORWICH, Theatre Royal
15/04/2020 CRAWLEY, The Hawth
16/04/2020 GUILDFORD, G Live
17/04/2020 AYLESBURY, Waterside
18/04/2020 SOUTHEND, Cliffs Pavilion

Tickets are available now from Ticketmaster

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