Climate change. Covid. Elon Musk! What the flip is wrong with the world? While earth wheezes out its dying breaths, let's focus on what matters: me and my... jokes. I'm Carter Morgan, and with my last remaining time on a livable planet I plan to tell The Dick Joke Heard Around the World (TM pending). Luckily, rising sea levels and eroding coastlines make that job easier than ever. More than a cynical take on the end of humanity, this show is here to show you that if Carter can do it, he will.