Cathy works at the local leisure centre. She dreams of being a performer, but every time she gets on stage something dreadful happens. Embark on her quest for life fulfilment through multi-roling, physical comedy and more dance routines than you can shake a tap shoe at. Amelia Gann's writing debut is a fever dream of pop nostalgia, childhood dance shows, queer identity and suburban village life. So strap in for a show that's messy, dramatic, desperate, confused, entitled and kind of scary.