This Sales Pitch is the only way forward. We're talking fiscal ascendance. Forget timeshare. Forget PPI. Forget your salacious uncle's get-rich-quick schemes. Three Experts from the Extremely Online West Coast of America offer the investment talk of a lifetime. A darkly comic piece of theatre presented as an investment seminar. Drawing influence from social media and corporate advertising, Sales Pitch sets a hapless audience against three aggressively American salesmen and a relentless entourage of outlandish surprises. For Spare the Rod: 'Wet-your-pants funny' (TwoLassesInLondonCom.WordPress.com, 2018). 'A fast-paced, insane rollercoaster ride filled with nutty antics and outrageous shenanigans' (TheSpyInTheStalls.com, 2018).