On the day of Ernie Villa's magnum opus, which bears a striking resemblance to Romeo and Juliet, he is horrified to find his company van has been stolen with the cast inside. With his cast incapacitated, the only person available to help is the meek company understudy, Chris Mackleroy. Ernie and Chris battle through the hiccups of staging a seven-person tragedy, despite technical glitches, botched lines, bad acting and some difficult surprises! They're determined to hobble through regardless of what happens. Despite what anyone who's seen this play says, it's Definitely Not Romeo and Juliet!

Print programme wrongly starts the start time at 16.35 and the show is 40 minutes long.