Sex, drugs, and tea make the world go round for four young flatmates. A Shrek-related drinking game, no clean dishes, and some misplaced bodily fluids result in a fast-paced modern farce with a dark core. What happens behind closed doors in the flat? And who's knocking at the window? This gripping and hilarious piece of new writing from this award-shortlisted company will submerge you deep in the grimy waters of student life and leave you thirsty for more. 'Ridiculously hilarious' (Fuckboys for Freedom, 2017, TheWeeReview.com).