Ever wondered how to get the most out of the desolate obelisk that is your body? Using paint, placards and xylophone sticks, Ian Lane takes you on an annotated, colour-coded and possibly misleading tour of all the hidden features, cheat codes and easter eggs you never noticed within your body in this rare fusion of stand-up comedy and live body art. New Comedian Of The Year finalist 2014. 'Inventive, cliché-phobic comedy that makes a strong impression for its creativity... the hit rate is high for a comedian who doesn't seek sanctuary in the safety of the familiar' (Chortle.co.uk).