Or The True Story of How I Survived Scientology. Cathy Schenkelberg, a small town Catholic girl from a family of ten, spent 18 years and almost one million dollars down the rabbit hole of this infamous and unbelievable cult before finally finding the courage to break free. Squeeze My Cans is her cautionary yet universal tale about a young adult searching for her place and purpose in life which is moving, heartbreaking and ultimately redemptive. She reached for the stars, but landed on Mars! 'Brutally honest, masterful and hilarious' (Chicago Reader).