'The world's most talented nerd!' (The Trickery, Aberdeen). 'How does he do that?!' (TheLadBible.com). What if your superpowers were setting Rubik's cube records, lightning fast mathematics and memory skills? What if your kryptonite was human contact, nightclubs and the memory of Lotty rejecting you in the playground aged 10? Join Tom Crosbie on the scenic route to self-improvement as he masters the talents nobody knew he needed.