We're told never to make assumptions, but people have been making them about Rachel all her life. Adorable, sweet and friendly are the usual ones. Trustworthy another. You'll hear all about OCD (the proper one, not just some chump who does a bit of cleaning), serial killers and weird crushes (not connected). You'll also find out about a politician's favourite cake and what Rachel would do with it. She doesn't want to make an assumption but you're curious, aren't you? Of course you are. 'Winsome charm. Fresh, imaginative' (Chortle.co.uk). 'Fairburn has confidence and charisma' (Bruce Dessau).