After being raised abroad, Pete Inskip has returned from the New World to his birthplace, London, in search of his true identity and ready to ask some important questions: Why is everyone at the pub? What's with all the security cameras? Is the Queen a reptilian overlord? Many questions will be answered and some left to Pete's twisted imagination as he tries to determine what it really means to be British. Mashed bangers? Fish and crisps? Come watch as he gets it all wrong.