Sketch show performed on the following days in August 2016...
A family, recently arrived from nearby America, are moving into a newly-acquired property in Scotland. Specifically rural Scotland. Specifically specifically remote rural Scotland. Rumours surround the mysterious mansion and its blood-drenched past, and the locals aren't keen on the new arrivals either. But all the Kings want is a nice, quiet, relatively murder-free area to settle down and forget the problems they've left behind. Will they find the eternal peace they're looking for? Will the house claim them for its own? And will remote rural Scotland ever lose its faint sheen of unnatural terror?