On a hovercraft, no one can hear you bark... Fringe legend and Olivier Award winner Guy Masterson's uproarious tales of woe, a dog and transcontinental wedlock. The dog came with a package... it could not be abandoned in Paris, and the next eight years tested everything: marriage, career and sanity. A tormented, often hysterical life of poo, piss and pooches. 'Masterson is utterly unmissable!' (Times). 'When Guy Masterson takes you on a journey, strap yourself in as it's a full-throttle ride!' (Adelaide Advertiser). Winner: Stage Award Best Actor 2001 (Nominated 1998, 2003, 2011).