Do your other senses get stronger? Is it wrong to fancy your doctor? Will I get a new eye that shoots lasers? Just some of the questions our heroine answers whilst telling us how she went blind but now she can see... literally! Recounting stories of doctors, sexual fantasies and binge drinking (sometimes all at once). We hear what it is to face inevitable blindness with her own brand of humour. Being disabled is her excuse to do exactly what she wants, say what she wants and live her one-eyed life as she wants.