Gary's hair is history - now his name is under threat. The fightback possibly begins here. Join this lanky northerner and his bereft bonce for an anarchic hour treading the fine lines between miserable and uplifting, poetry and karaoke. 'The best thing we saw at the Fringe all week' (BBC Radio 2). 'Hilarious... an oddly charismatic poet with some wonderfully bizarre ideas' (BroadwayBaby.com).