One princess locked in a Portaloo, two desperate builders-turned-kidnappers and two ambitious hack journalists... What could possibly go wrong? In this new and topical comedy, we follow the aftermath of a mistakenly lifted Portaloo - will the kidnappers get their ransom? Will the hacks get their story? Will the princess join the plot? The clock ticks, the afternoon gets hotter, the princess goes ballistic and the Skype calls grow more desperate. Come and watch our heroes - if you can figure out who they are - it's going to be a right royal screw up!