Willie and Sebastian were friends. Willie was a theatre producer, Sebastian was, well ... Sebastian. Both squandered vast fortunes. Both were hopeless romantics. Both were crack addicts. Did I mention they happened to fall in love with the same girl? Well, they did. Hopelessly, of course. If you'd like to see how that worked out, do join us. Oh, and check your morals at the door. Written by Rab C Nesbitt creator Ian Pattison, starring Andy Gray, Grant Stott, Michelle Gallagher and directed by Sam Kane. From the 2013 Fringe First-winning Kiss Me Honey, Honey! team.