'You can't even shit... You're being outskilled by the most primitive life forms on Earth.' Repressed rage; entrenched isolation; compacted bowels. The writer of Awkward Conversations With Animals I've F*cked and the director of Captain Amazing invite you to stare deep into the dark heart of modern man. 'Not so much touched with genius as making outright love with genius ... utterly stunning' ***** (BroadwayBaby.com on Awkward Conversations). 'The best one-man show you're likely to see at the Fringe this year' (Telegraph on Captain Amazing).