This is what happens when you come up with a good pun and have to tenuously link your show back to it: Inside Simon Hofmeister's head (here we go) are answers to many of life's most pressing questions. Questions like: How do you make a helmet for a sparrow? If the planets could speak, what accents would they have? and Who does David Attenborough think he is?! Find out the answers to these and many more starting in one ear and ending out the other (hmm doesn't work... anyway, come and see the show, it's funny!)