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Someone is crapping in your oatmeal. If you're losing, someone is probably doing it to you.

Neil Yaniky, a born loser, suspects his "yugly" sister Winky to be his metaphorical oatmeal crapper. Spurred on by self-help mantras, erotic fantasies, and dreams of inner peace, Neil returns home to confront his sister.

Now is the time for him to win.

Tender, cruel and unusual satire from the winner of the Folio Prize 2014, George Saunders; "the best short story writer in English - not 'one of', not 'arguably', but the Best." Time

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"Winky vibrates with the kind of quiet humanity that warms the best of Daniel Kitson and Alan Bennett" - Exeunt

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"An accomplished production that will have you laughing throughout. It's the must-see-self-help-seminar of the year" - One Stop Arts

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"Winky is over as quickly as it's begun, but it leaves a persistent glow, like a bowl of Ready Brek" - Exeunt

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"Tt's full of life, akin to the ultimate futility of John Kennedy Toole's A Confederacy of Dunces" - Views from the Gods.