Why is life like sparrows? There are too many questions with too many answers. Too many answers but not enough questions. Not enough answers for too many questions. No questions with no answers. What was the question? Drunken precision. 'Spectacular' (Wez the optician). 'One of the tastiest meals this year' (Gordon Rimsay). 'Speechless' (the cat). 'I have no time for this play' (The Time Lord).