Albert is a lay about waster scrounging off his friends. By day he does nothing but sit around, thinking up ideas of how to change the world - at night he sleepwalks. Then a girl appears at the door with a delivery of fruit and veg, offering salvation and pomegranates. 'Truly outstanding' (Dur.ac.uk/dst/firstnight). Winner: Best New Writing, Best Supporting Actress and Best Actor, Durham Drama Festival 2014.