Tommy and Dave, babysitters for a violent crime-boss, while away the hours playing Cluedo, eating Chinese food and wondering what's going to happen to the man tied up in the cupboard. Their job is simple: lie low, keep watch and await instructions. But when their orders finally come through, boredom turns to mayhem as the pair are plunged into a hilarious, blood-fuelled nightmare with disastrous consequences. A rip-roaring black comedy. Winner of Best Play at the Durham Drama Festival 2013. 'Utterly hilarious ... undeniable masterpiece' ***** (TheBubble.org.uk). 'Shockingly gruesome' ***** (DurhamTheatreReview.com).