A girl and (kind-of) stalker guy journey through life, love and London's transport system, until a newspaper column brings them together! Big-city virgin Lorna's missing her mother as she adjusts to bustle and noise of Stockwell and her rampant flatmates. Reclusive night chef Brian's the proud owner of the cleanest skirting boards in London. Brief encounters give way to (awkward) sexual encounters, but the course of London transport never did run smooth. Expect accidents, delays and severe signal failure as two damaged people try to cross the gap in this twisted rom-com. 'Delightfully funny' **** (Scotsman on Githa).