Glistening in the wake of last night's pearl saga, premium line-caught Sally's clam fist choir socks it to the salt babes big time baybayyyy. Cutlery cage enquiries? First come, first preserved. Paul's most recent television appearances include Would I Lie To You, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, 8 Out Of 10 Cats and The Alternative Comedy Experience. 'An hour of exquisitely adept absurdity' (Scotsman). 'An entire room full of flabbergasted people as giggling subscribers to his baffling logic' (Time Out). 'Sublime, original and brilliant' (Independent).