Bad news, it's Monday. But it's worse than that, there are no teabags. Join this pack of fools on a voyage to the heart of modern life, as one man attempts to make it though the day without any tea. The kind of characters your mother warned you about. If only you'd listened, you silly boy. Starring: the old one, the fat one, the weird one, and the Jewish-looking one. May feature strong language, and if things go really bad, nudity.