Cracker: noun, a thin dry biscuit that is often salty and usually eaten with cheese. Joke: noun, a person, thing or situation that is ridiculous/annoying and cannot be taken seriously. 'My wife's obsessed with Jacob's savory treats, is she nuts? No, crackers' (Nick Root). 'I recently found out what it's like to serve time. I spent five nights in a Travelodge' (Matthew Smith). 'Saw a woman fall over, gave her a hug. Maybe should've waited first, let her get up' (Joe Hunter). 'My comedy career is like a hovercraft, hasn't really taken off yet' (Winter Foenander).