As a small child Pauline was a big child. But after reading the famous quote from Wallis Simpson 'you can never be too rich or too thin', she embarked on a lifelong pursuit of wealth and slenderness. After failing miserably, her dreams of a wealthy prince and a narrow waist remain unfulfilled. But never say diet, Pauline has much more interesting ways of having it all which she now wants to share with you. Join her in this comedy hour of politically incorrect advice on how to have your cake and not eat it.