It was the winter of 1948. The war had ended, but Detective Keats came home to find a war raging on the streets. Keats and the sexually-confused Chief of Police were on the front line, battling crime, hunting the elusive crime lord Scalarsi. But Keats encountered something that would throw the investigation into jeopardy. She was the kinda dame that could make a priest assault a nun. And much like that priest, he was gonna have to kick this habit. A new play noir from the team behind Be Fruitful and Multiply: 'Perfect, hilarious' (Stage).