The Motley crew are: Ola, rejected by RADA and reality TV now a secret agent exchanging funny stories between his African village and Britain. Do you call landlines asking 'Where are you?'. At the cinema ask 'What are you doing here?'. So does Diane! President Obonjo of Lafta Republic : he is the leader of a nation leading happy people, sharing funny stories from a Nigerian perspective. Joe, a sick (Sikh) Indian who keeps failing the Britishness test and keeps getting deported back to Southall, investigates.