A boy whose life went astray: a casualty of the bar trade like many before him, going weeks without seeing a glimmer of daylight. Set with the task of watering an endless stream of ill-mannered patrons, worn down, exhausted from his goal of educating the thankless masses on social protocol and etiquette (pleases and thank yous and shit) whilst harbouring a terrible and ghastly affliction... a perpetual case of chefs arse.