Brand new pirate adventure comedy and sketch show from The Spider Blues. We introduce to you Alan Beadle, World's Most Polite Man. Every day he sits at his office desk, playing pirate fantasy games and being mocked by his colleagues, before a group of fun-loving pirates find him and take him on the night of his life! Heart-warming, fun adventure story, running alongside themed live and recorded comedy sketches on politeness, etiquette, repression and cynicism.