My last show was well reviewed but poorly attended. **** (DailyDust.co.uk). The solution? Some hilarious new songs, a tiny venue and free chocolate for the front row. The songs are about love, puppies, the under-30s, Scottish weather presenter Carol Kirkwood, alternative uses for gravy, drinking, racist tea towels... and lots of other stuff. Please note: my piano playing has not improved since last time. 'Highlight of the night' (Tom Robinson, BBC 6 Music). antdewson.co.uk.