Little Miss Sunshine meets My Left Foot. 'A nurse came to the school and tested everyone's eyes. And so it was discovered why I'd thrown bread to the floating crisp packets in our local pond and walked into lamp posts and said, 'Excuse me'. The world was a swirl of moving coloured blobs. I thought it was the same for everyone. How wrong I was.' Part memoir, part theatre, part stand-up - a delightful story of a myopic seven-year-old by Sonya Kelly (Savage Eye). Fishamble - Fringe First and Herald Angel, 2011, supported by Culture Ireland.