With the assistance of Mr Gardener, the accordion playing man servant, Rosie Thorn's darkly irreverent and hilarious tale, marking the demise of Miss Patsy Cornish, comes to life with music and song. Chavlington-On-The-Wold, not quite far enough from Featherington-On-The-Wold for Rosie's liking. Therein a crooked house lives a crooked woman with one of those bubbly personalities obese people have to disguise their despair. The cheek of the woman infiltrating the ranks of high society in that Primark boob tube, despicable! Something drastic, meticulous and venomously creative is in store for Miss Cornish...