Ever wanted to be an actor? Don't bother, you're no good! The 'world's best actors', Maurice Cock and Belvedere Bagg are here to show you how it's done in a step-by-step guide to the world of acting, fame and being fabulous. A master class of sheer brilliance and joy (for them) that will leave you asking why would anybody want to be an actor? 'Comedy sensations' (TheAge.com.au). 'Electric, finely-tuned and hilarious ... a brilliantly designed piece of comedy theatre ... a pair of great humorists' (Rhum.org.uk).