Scotland may have failed to qualify yet again for the European Championships. That has not stopped the nation's favourite alcoholic football pundit from visiting Poland and Ukraine this summer. He returns from the tournament with some suitably outrageous musings on the darker side of the beautiful game. Unlike Scotland, he came back with a trophy. A trophy wife! Plus Bob's legendary Q&A where any question may be asked, any answer will be given. 'The voice of the terraces, brimming with natural patter and spontaneous wit' (Scotland On Sunday ). 'Foul-mouthed and politically incorrect' (Scotsman).