Follow one man's botched attempt to get on the wrong side of the law. He's 35, never been in prison, still without a criminal record and wondering where it all went wrong. Sucked into a desperate world of conformity, good citizenship and legitimacy, he contemplates the criminal life so cruelly snatched from him by a decent upbringing. 'If this man isn't a household name in five years time, the world is even more lacking in justice than we could have feared' (Scotsman). 'One of the most inventive stand-ups on the Fringe' (Chortle.co.uk).