Tommy McMillan believes that 28 consecutive years of unemployment is a great achievement, the work of a lifetime. Then he is finally forced on to a government training for work scheme. This turns out to be a chance to escape from the high flats, the mysterious Big Fat Jackie's bronchitis and the chronic mould. Featuring trouserless bankers, talking dogs, flying taxis and a razor-sharp parody of the workings of Scottish politics, Iain Heggie's outrageous Fringe First-winning comedy has been updated and stars Jonathan Watson (Only an Excuse) as Tommy.