In 1974, Anthony Chapman was five years of age and his mother tried to get him to accept responsibility for the Kennedy assassination. Things went downhill from there and he became a kind of witness to nonsense. Now, as he enters his fifth decade, Chapman has gathered together some of these stories and is bringing them to Edinburgh in the hope of tickling your fancy and making a buck, because he's on the dole. So come along and find out why he has ceramic feet and exactly how he changed working practices at American maternity hospitals.