Three international top comics per night. One against one, no allies! The only weapon of mass destruction in this war is the microphone. Which nation will claim victory? Can Japan beat the US this time? Who will fight the French? Can England win it? Make laugh, not war! Warlord and compere: Christian Schulte-Loh, Germany. 'One of the most subversive acts ever' (Spectator). Like in every world war: different line-up every night. Free!