Balding female actress/writer turned stand-up WLTM attractive loving audience with GSOH for short-term relationship (50 minutes) for night of fun and laughter (possibly more). Users, perverts and time wasters need apply. 'Bright Colours Only': 'Brilliant comic hour' (Guardian). **** 'Drop dead funny' (Observer). Belfast's own award-winning Pauline Goldsmith toured the world with her smash hit Irish wake show - in a hearse. Now she's back in Edinburgh but without the coffin. Will she survive her new stand-up show? Come along and find out. Sure you're a long time dead.