Expelled from the Royal Academy of Arts for unearthing horrifying secrets regarding the world's most celebrated artists; excommunicated by the brightest minds in science for her radical discoveries and hounded out of Mensa for simply knowing too much, Charlotte Young exposes her incredible and, until now, top-secret findings for the first and probably last time, charting her inexhaustible attempts to bring this knowledge out into the public realm. But you have to swear not to tell anyone. Listen, watch and shut up. 'Young, talented and very, very funny' **** (British Theatre Review); 'Pure nonsense ... Head-f%$king' (Artvehicle).