Semark ('surprisingly classy' [Chortle]) considers what she might like to have learned at school. (Will not include quadratic equations, ox-bow lakes or papyrus.) This is a thoughtful, quiet show, designed to ease you through that difficult lunchtime to early afternoon bit. If you want balloon modelling, nudity or challenging physical theatre, this is not for you. 'Sarcastic, rapier wit' ***** (Scotsgay); **** (ThreeWeeks); Funny Women 2009 finalist.