A schizophrenic slurry of salacious anecdotes from Rosalie, a 21-year-old Australian Anaïs Nin-wannabe, on an adventure of barefaced bohemian self-discovery. Berlin is a Mecca of decadent degenerates and spectacled hipsters, with more emotional baggage than Rosalie herself. From defiling delicious German yuppie dads in organic supermarkets to shaving standards of Soviet saunas; Rosalie learns the cracks between Brecht and Bratwurst, Kommunismus and 'Germany's Next Top Model', are big enough to get lost in.Assisting Rosalie in her downward spiral will be American comic Paul Salamone, another scene favourite in Berlin.