Why do we sing? What are songs really about? Could there possibly be more than seven original songs in the world? Can iTunes be condensed into a three-minute single? Join comedian Ashley Frieze on a musical odyssey that will put a song in your heart and then immediately ridicule that clichéd metaphor. It's the perfect mix of music, enthusiasm and pedantry. Taking inspiration from the classics of rock, pop and even Beethoven and Rolf Harris, you'll learn the best way to neutralise a rap song and how to avoid the 'Hotel California'. 'Ebullient' (Scotsman).