Quote: A Horseradish @ 12th October 2021, 12:12 AM
Not that anyone will be interested but I turned on the tap in my bathroom sink tonight and a whale appeared. He says he has been living around the bonnet nut since 2014 and that his name is Timothy. I have stuck him for now in my paddling pool but I have no idea what to do with him in the long run. But this I guess, and alas, is life - I am no X Moore and I never have been but I shall just try to keep on keeping on.
That sounds pretty scary. I hope you at least got a big apology for putting you through all that, if not some sort of compensation.